Post by Dave on Sept 25, 2010 4:42:55 GMT -7
Yes, I know, I've now crossed "that line". Just shut up and enjoy the funnies.
This was a picture on BoLS for a Haiku Contest:
And here were my Haikus:
That is just stupid.
Who deployed the Death Corp cav
near their table edge?
They rock in combat
but they will never get there
sitting in the back.
Ha ha ha! I know!
I will infiltrate Snikrot!
So much for Krieg cav!
Or even better,
Descent of Angels right there,
with Vanguard! ASSAULT!
Or how about this,
"Strength 10 AP 2 Large Blast"
FAST VINDICATORS!
And here is a song I made on The Tyranid Hive for the bugs for the Holidays:
Carol of the Bugs
To: Carol of the Bells (scroll down to the south park version, it's the only one on Project Playlist that has the right length and doesn't repeat verses)
Hark! how the Nids
New shiny Nids
All seem to say,
"Buy me today"
Tyranids are here
Trygons are here
You won't get bored
With your new hoard
January
Makes me happy
Four new species
Take them in threes
We'll discover
Five plus cover
Strength 10 Lance shot
Brood Lord's new spot
Four killed-off threads
Warseer's dead
Tyranid Hive's
Stayin alive!
New book features
Monstrous creatures
and lots of gear
Tyranids are here
Merry, merry, merry, merry Nidsmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Nidsmas
On, on they send
On without end
Seas of Gaunts form
The endless swarm
Hark! how the Nids
New shiny Nids
All seem to say,
"Buy me today"
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
NOM!
This was a picture on BoLS for a Haiku Contest:
And here were my Haikus:
That is just stupid.
Who deployed the Death Corp cav
near their table edge?
They rock in combat
but they will never get there
sitting in the back.
Ha ha ha! I know!
I will infiltrate Snikrot!
So much for Krieg cav!
Or even better,
Descent of Angels right there,
with Vanguard! ASSAULT!
Or how about this,
"Strength 10 AP 2 Large Blast"
FAST VINDICATORS!
And here is a song I made on The Tyranid Hive for the bugs for the Holidays:
Carol of the Bugs
To: Carol of the Bells (scroll down to the south park version, it's the only one on Project Playlist that has the right length and doesn't repeat verses)
Hark! how the Nids
New shiny Nids
All seem to say,
"Buy me today"
Tyranids are here
Trygons are here
You won't get bored
With your new hoard
January
Makes me happy
Four new species
Take them in threes
We'll discover
Five plus cover
Strength 10 Lance shot
Brood Lord's new spot
Four killed-off threads
Warseer's dead
Tyranid Hive's
Stayin alive!
New book features
Monstrous creatures
and lots of gear
Tyranids are here
Merry, merry, merry, merry Nidsmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Nidsmas
On, on they send
On without end
Seas of Gaunts form
The endless swarm
Hark! how the Nids
New shiny Nids
All seem to say,
"Buy me today"
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
NOM!